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    The Sex Life of a Camel.

    Jesus said it was harder for a rich man to enter the kingdom, than threading a camel through the eye of a needle. Remember...the eye of the needle is the big Quph...PHUQ. We are all pulled through it in the end. Jesus threaded it for us...we get to tie off the knot.

    The sexual life of the camel
    Is stranger than anyone thinks.
    At the height of the mating season
    He tries to bugger the sphinx.
    But the sphinx's posterior sphincter
    Is all clogged by the sands of the Nile,
    Which accounts for the hump on the camel
    And the sphinx's inscrutable smile.

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    The Sex Life of an Eagle

    The female eagle will put the male through many tests and hurdles before she will chose one to mate with. She makes sure that he will have all the qualities needed to nurture and feed and protect her young. She will carry a stick up to 10,000 feet and drop it to see how agile and skillfully he can retrieve it.

    When she has chosen the one, she TURNS and he enters her from behind. THEY then turn face to face, lock talons and fling themselves and their passion , in a free fall towards the earth.

    We are put through many tests and hurdles in life. This is Hell's Kitchen. I have good news. We've TURNED.

    The leaven has risen in the bread. Our Buns have been taken out of the oven. We're just having the first good scratch in a loooooong time!

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    Dimensions of Duck

    When Adam named the animals, they weren't paraded in front of him while he said..gosh...this one looks like a dog. We are Co-Creators! We self perpetuate in infinite dimensions we haven't begun to explore. We're soon to. Adam (Eve was still within him, undivided) created them. He blended them together with attributes of himself, that pleased and tickled him. He had the sense of humor of the MIND...US.

    Think of it...a woman's curves and grace and her mane of hair blended with the brute strength of a Lion.

    To the elephant he gave the longest nose in the kingdom. The nose represents spiritual discernment. And it is yet another facet of the phallic. It is the Mind of the Adam as One.
    Elephants return to the burial mounds of their dead and mourn over them. It is the heart of God.

    And then there's the duck that has a penis several feet longer than he is. Also the Heart of God.

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    Drawn and Quartered

    When Eve was taken out of the side of Adam...they were divided in four ways. Their One spirit was cut in half, and their One soul was cut in half. Meet the Bride and Groom. We've heard one another from the other side of the ark...we've prayed to them since we were born thinking they were some impersonal, angry God in the sky.

    They were the tree of Life drawn and quartered from before foundation of the world.
    They wanted to expand their knowledge and experience of Oneness into the flesh...as Two. They decided the pain would be great...but it would be a 'minor fall' followed by a 'major lift'...the Secret Cord. The Big Bang. It was the Cross ...the scarlet thread going through the eye of the needle on Golgotha...that split it all open. It was the Christ breaking open.
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    the Et Kol...everything....the 88

    Mankind was also divided in four. The four headwaters which flowed of Eden are now returning to the Garden. The Ingathering has begun in earnest.
    The Galillee represents the Sea of Mankind...the 0.

    When Jesus walked on the water to the disciples boat in the storm...it was at the midway point of the Galilee (3.5 miles)....the midst of the Sea...the Navel of the Woman.

    As soon as he stepped in the boat, he calmed the storm and they were instantly translated to Capernaum...the Villiage of Comfort. This is the Divine mathematician and Tailor, gathering the thread in the midst of the 0 and twisting it into an 8...the et Kol.

    It is first a terlet...with a lid...and a mercy seat. When the toxins have been pulled out of the Body...the Royal Flush has occured...it becomes the 88...bride and groom. Jesus...their elder brother, is in their midst, 888.

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    The Goose

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    There is a large Goose on the way. For some...it will feel perturbing...others will welcome it with great joy. It is the foul of the air that represents the Winged One, the WO(e) or maybe OW! It is Clint..the Clit nt. Gotta keep your eye on the nt. It's another TDF. They fly in a Vav .
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    The Flying ROLL

    ...and keep your eyes peeled for those Flying Flits and Witheries. They're slippery little devils...you don't want to show them your hinderparts! No no nannette!

    ps...make that the Dodging Witheries. The DW. They can turn on a dime, seemingly all at once, and do the darndest things while they're playing with you! Lots of eyes...many many eyes. And oh my! They're wearing sporrans! And playing the pipes! The MacWithers! Here they are returning from battle in Babylon. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyD370_mv5c
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    Erogenous Zones

    and I must add that they are very very clever (WELL trained in the ways of the world and the flesh) They know ALL your erogenous zones.
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    THE HOUSE OF THE RISING SUN

    We are going in reverse now...it's no longer the ruin. When you think of it....they were ANIMALS just doing the carnal version of the MYSTERY. He who casts the first stone.....

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwAw9ThDQmk
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    THAT OLE RED HEIFER

    Well...it never ceases to amaze me how many levels of meaning are packing in these videos. I just realized Little Red Riding Hood is the Clitoris....the red heifer so to speak. Now the charging Bull......So..we have the nt (it is the deepest and most profound. It lost its vowel), the TLF the WWWabbit.....and of course that GOOSE that just flew overhead.

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