Haven't you ever questioned the why and wherefore of Mr. Evil?

For your consideration and viewing pleasure we provide an alternate view from the lips of Evil himself.

Oh, we could write and write and write concerning the fact of more than one creation, and why man and all the created creatures in the Bibles first words were to REplenish the earth and touch on all the verses hinting and explaining the why's and wherefore's, yet the following has always tickled this funnybone.