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    Why?

    Why do supermarkets make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

    Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

    Why do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

    Why do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds in our driveways and put our useless junk in the garage.

    Why do we buy hamburgers in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight..

    Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

    Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

    Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

    Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

    Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?

    Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavouring, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

    Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

    Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

    Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

    Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

    Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

    You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

    Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

    Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

    If flying is so safe,why do they call the airport the terminal?

    Many Blessings...Alleluia.
    Last edited by CWH; 06-13-2011 at 06:04 AM.
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    Seek and You shall find,
    Knock and the door will be open unto You.

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