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    God's Bumper Stickers

    Hi all,

    Just for some fun; you may add to the stickers if you have any:

    God's Bumper Stickers

    Be ye fishers of men. You catch them – He’ll clean ’em.

    Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.

    Don’t put a question mark where God puts a period.

    Don’t wait for 6 strong men to take you to church.

    Forbidden fruits create many jams.

    God doesn’t call the qualified; He qualifies the called.

    God grades on the cross, not the curve.

    God loves everyone, but probably prefers 'fruits of the spirit' over 'religious nuts'!

    God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.

    He who angers you, controls you!

    If God is your co-pilot -- swap seats!

    Most people want to serve God, but only in an advisory capacity.

    Prayer: Don’t give God instructions – just report for duty!

    The task ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind us.

    The Will of God will never take you to where the Grace of God will not protect you.

    We don’t change the Message, the Message changes us.

    You can tell how big a person is by what it takes to discourage him.

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    A clean conscience
    makes a soft pillow.

    Are you wrinkled with burden?
    Come on into Church for a faith lift!

    Exercise daily.
    Walk with the Lord!

    Nothing ruins the truth
    like stretching it.

    Read The Bible...
    It Will Scare The Hell Out Of You!

    Having truth decay?
    Brush up on your Bible!

    He who kneels before God
    can stand before anyone!

    He who is good at making excuses
    is seldom good for anything else.

    Kindness is difficult to give away because it keeps coming back.

    Wal-Mart isn't the
    only saving place! Church is!

    Never give the devil a ride!
    He will always want to drive!

    Heading in the wrong direction?
    God allows U Turn

    The Best Equation :
    1 cross + 3 nails = 4given

    Friends, don't let friends miss out in heaven

    If you can read THIS
    God loves you! and I am trying

    Warning!
    Exposure to the Son may prevent burning

    Wisdom has 2 parts:
    1) Having a lot to say
    2) Not saying it

    God Loves you!
    Jesus proved it!

    Curious, how your god hates all the same people as you do

    God's given us a Saviour
    I'm looking for a President

    God answers Kneemail

    Worship the Creator, Not the creation!

    As God is my waitress
    I will not go hungry again

    The ways are many
    The Light is one

    Eternal Hell awaits those who question God's Unconditional Love
    Last edited by CWH; 07-05-2009 at 08:22 AM.

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    God, Guts and Gun
    Make this country Great

    JESUSASAVES

    If God doesn't exist
    I guess no one loves you

    Jesus Loves You
    But I am His Favorite

    Just look at this planet
    Do you expect me to clean it up?
    -- God

    Evolution = God At Work

    I Believe evolution is one of God's creations!

    In the Beginning God created the Big Bang

    I cling to my religion because liberals want to abolish it!

    God Bless Everyone
    No Exceptions!

    God Don't Kill People,
    People with gods Kill People

    Man + Woman = Marriage

    In God We Trust
    In Congress....not so much

    God said it
    I Believe it
    That settles it!

    Keep your "Hope For Change"
    I'll cling to my Guns and Religion
    We'll see who makes out better.

    Jesus is Coming
    Look Busy or Get Busy!

    The Lord is my Editor
    I shall rewrite my life

    In God We Trust
    If we lose this
    We lose everything

    God does not require you to succeed
    He requires you to try

    When there was prayer in school
    There wasn't shooting in school

    God wants spiritual fruits
    Not religious nuts

    Got Purpose?
    God's Purpose!

    I would rather live my life as if there is a God and die to find out there isn't
    then to live my life as if there isn't and die to find out there is

    Know Jesus, Know Peace
    No Jesus, No Peace

    F.R.O.G.
    Fully Rely On God

    Jesus Died for You
    Allah wants you to die for him.

    When you do a good deed, get a receipt
    (in case heaven is like the IRS)

    I love God with half a heart
    But God loves me twice as much!

    If you drive like I do
    You better believe in God

    In case of Rapture.
    This car will be unmanned

    You can tell how faithful a person is
    By timing how long you managed to get him to church
    Last edited by CWH; 07-06-2009 at 12:58 AM.

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