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CWH
11-25-2011, 09:03 PM
How to become a Christian?

1. Now open the Bible and turn to the New Testament.
2. See the titles of the first 5 books...Matthew, Mark, Luke, John, Acts.
3. Follow accordingly... Matthew "Met You" i.e. meet an evangelist or a preacher, Mark the day of the meeting in a diary and thought about Jesus, Look for a suitable Church, Join the Church, then Acts as if you understand what the pastor and the Bible is talking about and believe.


How to be a preacher?

1. Now open the Bible and turn to the New Testament.
2. See the titles of the first 5 books...Matthew, Mark, Luke, John, Acts.
3. Follow accordingly... Matthew "Met You" i.e. meet a potential Christian, Mark the day of the meeting in a diary and talk to him about Jesus, Look for a suitable Church possibly nearest his home, Ask him to join the Church, then Acts as if you understand a lot of what the Bible is talking about and answer every question the potential Christian asks.

Hmmm...now I understand why the New Testament starts with Matthew, Mark, Luke, John and Acts. :lol:

Many Blessings to all :pray:

Richard Amiel McGough
11-25-2011, 09:13 PM
How to become a Christian?

1. Now open the Bible and turn to the New Testament.
2. See the titles of the first 5 books...Matthew, Mark, Luke, John, Acts.
3. Follow accordingly... Matthew "Met You" i.e. meet an evangelist or a preacher, Mark the day of the meeting in a diary and thought about Jesus, Look for a suitable Church, Join the Church, then Acts as if you understand what the pastor and the Bible is talking about and believe.


How to be a preacher?

1. Now open the Bible and turn to the New Testament.
2. See the titles of the first 5 books...Matthew, Mark, Luke, John, Acts.
3. Follow accordingly... Matthew "Met You" i.e. meet a potential Christian, Mark the day of the meeting in a diary and talk to him about Jesus, Look for a suitable Church possibly nearest his home, Ask him to join the Church, then Acts as if you understand a lot of what the Bible is talking about and answer every question the potential Christian asks.

Hmmm...now I understand why the New Testament starts with Matthew, Mark, Luke, John and Acts. :lol:

Many Blessings to all :pray:
:hysterical:

:signthankspin:

CWH
11-28-2011, 07:27 AM
Thanks. RAM. Please consider transferring this thread to the Humor category.

There are many clean Christian jokes website. This is one of my favorite:

http://www.Christian-Jokes.net/Jokes/Bible-Humor.aspx


God Blessed :pray:

Richard Amiel McGough
11-28-2011, 09:19 AM
Thanks. RAM. Please consider transferring this thread to the Humor category.

There are many clean Christian jokes website. This is one of my favorite:

http://www.Christian-Jokes.net/Jokes/Bible-Humor.aspx


God Blessed :pray:
That was a good idea CWH. Thanks!