User: What's your name.
Cleverbot: Mari, what's your name?
User: How old are you.
User: What's square root of minus 1.
User: Whats square root of -1.
Cleverbot: There is none.
User: What does minus one mean.
Cleverbot: To me? I don't know much of you, beyond what you've told me -which is very, very little. It does mean something to me, though. I am confident in that.
Cleverbot (To myself): Well, what more do you want to know about me?
User: You are a bad computer program.
Cleverbot: No you.
User: You are thick.
Cleverbot: That doesn't change the fact that you are making no sense at all.