Maternity leave would last for two years...with full pay.
There'd be a cure for stretch marks.
Natural childbirth would become obsolete.
Morning sickness would rank as the nation's number one health problem.
All methods of birth control would be improved 100 percent
Children would be kept in the hospital until they were toilet trained.
Men would be EAGER to talk about commitment.
They wouldn't think twins were quite so cute.
Fathers would demand thaqt their SONS be home from dates by 10:00pm.
Men could use THEIR briefcases as diaper bags.
They'd have to stop saying,"I'm afraid I'll drop him."
Paternity suits would be a line of clothes.
They'd stay in bed for the entire nine months.
Menus at most restaurants would list ice cream and pickles as an entree.
If women ruled the world I wouldn’t have to drag files into the folder on my desktop,The folder would expand and envelop all the files at once, and I could drag it over them.
If women ruled the world soccer would have many balls, and the players would carry the goal around the field trying to catch as many as possible. No one would keep score.
If women ruled the world sewing wouldn’t consist of one needle piercing the fabric, but a massive fabric covering and suffocating many needles into surrendering their thread, allowing it to be fused into the fabric’s makeup until thread and fabric were indistinguishable from one another. There would be no such things as seams if women ruled the world.
If women ruled the world, men could helplessly seek refuge in their arms, crying pathetically and clinging for support. Men would no longer need to enclose themselves in large steal capsules like submarines, spaceships and airplanes as they huddle together simulating the womb with the protection it affords them. Perhaps that is why they expect the women to be like steal, bulletproof and unflinching like mens’ warships, always named 'she' as her unruly cargo is carried into battle where it can explode forth from the container like sperm, shooting their bullets indiscriminately in every direction. Shooting everywhere, sewing death and destruction instead of life and creation.
If women ruled the world, letters wouldn’t be stuffed into envelopes, carried across town and shoved into mail-slots. No, the mail-slot itself would detach from the house and, carrying its beloved letter, would begin to fly where it would meet up with other mail-slots. Then all the mail-slots would collectively deliver and the newborn letters who would frolic and learn from one another creating the many pages of a book, the book of life.
If women ruled the world inaccessible towers would no longer house the elite out of reach from the impotent masses. Meetings would be held in valleys and fields without assigned seating and there would be room for everybody if women ruled the world.
God Blessed Men.
Last edited by CWH; 03-24-2012 at 07:23 AM.
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