Why are Christians looking in texts instead of for the one?

[Bob May]

Are you referring to these two heads, Bob?

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I like the guy on the right. I was thinking of having my hair done like his. The bun on the side.
What do you think?,, Will it make my butt look big?

[Bob May]

That is a perception Bob, and "Perception is an illusion that has no basis in reality" from Sacred Words

Perceptions of reality are removed when people have the humility and courage to heal them and in so doing they are moved from the plates of consciousness.
Lotus

Again you missed my point. My post was one of perspective. It is very simple. I invited you to look at it from my perspective. If you were capable of doing that you would see that I am not in the market for a spirit helper or a spiritual teacher. And you are obviously not in the market for advice.

Let me repeat what I said here; ""Put on you thinking cap and imagine for just one moment that I told you that I am everything you have searched for so now you can stop looking. Would ou believe me? Or would you stop beiieving everything you believed? Of course you wouldn't. As for myself, I have found what I had been looking for. That is what Jesus has promised me. Now, it is all a matter of growing in that knowledge. I need no other mediator or teacher, ...""

Until you can see things from another perspective, from the outside, I don't see how you could be capable of either taking advice or experiencing compassion.

Here, we discuss spiritual things on somewhat equal terms. You might find that approach would result in a warmer reception.

Just my opinion,
Bob

[Bob May]

"Batshit Insane"

Can you heal that Richard??

[heb13-13]

I like the guy on the right. I was thinking of having my hair done like his. The bun on the side.
What do you think?,, Will it make my butt look big?

"Big Butt"?

Can I heal that?

I can heal many things, for I am afterall Twinkle Toes and have been given power to heal but just so you know that I can heal the big butt, I will just forgive you for allowing that to happen to you.

Be forgiven my son. Go and eat no more.

Twinkle Toes

[Richard Amiel McGough]

"Batshit Insane"

Can you heal that Richard??

Ah ... I see you've become a disciple of the great Queen of the South!

I wish I could heal her delusions but it's beyond my power.

You know the old saying. She has to want to be healed before anyone can do anything to help her.

[heb13-13]

If she would only have her chronosymblastic infindibulator adjusted her lotsa-kada-fahda-seeya would start working again.

It's always helped me.

It can be healed.

Twinkle Toes

[Bob May]

Ah ... I see you've become a disciple of the great Queen of the South!

It wasn't my fault, it was Timmy's fault. While I was distracted with his Halle Berry video the monkeys flew in my window and then the two heads confused me, the arrow in my heart and liver sapped my energy just enough for her evil eye to work it's magic on me.
Then when I found out webster's dictionary was wrong I folded like a cheap suit.
She was just too powerful for me.
I'd keep an eye on Rick too. Those words he used are not in the dictionary either!!!

[debz]

Bob, Rick, Timmy, Richard....you guys are hilarious! I appreciate humor and wit, and it is sure needed on this thread!!