Christian Jokes
How to become a Christian?
1. Now open the Bible and turn to the New Testament.
2. See the titles of the first 5 books...Matthew, Mark, Luke, John, Acts.
3. Follow accordingly... Matthew "Met You" i.e. meet an evangelist or a preacher, Mark the day of the meeting in a diary and thought about Jesus, Look for a suitable Church, Join the Church, then Acts as if you understand what the pastor and the Bible is talking about and believe.
How to be a preacher?
1. Now open the Bible and turn to the New Testament.
2. See the titles of the first 5 books...Matthew, Mark, Luke, John, Acts.
3. Follow accordingly... Matthew "Met You" i.e. meet a potential Christian, Mark the day of the meeting in a diary and talk to him about Jesus, Look for a suitable Church possibly nearest his home, Ask him to join the Church, then Acts as if you understand a lot of what the Bible is talking about and answer every question the potential Christian asks.
Hmmm...now I understand why the New Testament starts with Matthew, Mark, Luke, John and Acts. 
Many Blessings to all
Ask and You shall receive,
Seek and You shall find,
Knock and the door will be open unto You.
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