And I would never teach them to do violence like the God of the Bible. I would teach them in true righteousness. I would not inspire a book so confused that no one has half a clue what it means, and which lets them make up whatever doctrines they like. It would be clear, lucid, and full of divine wisdom. I would never allow them to murder whole villages and then to take 32,000 virgins! I would never starve my people for three years with no explanation until the king finally got around to asking me "What's up with the famine?" -
Then there was a famine in the days of David three years, year after year; and David enquired of the LORD. And the LORD answered, It is for Saul, and for his bloody house, because he slew the Gibeonites.
I would never punish a whole people because of something done by a previous king! What kind of madness is this? And I would never be appeased by the murder of that kings children who had nothing to do with his crimes:
Then there was a famine in the days of David three years, year after year; and David enquired of the LORD. And the LORD answered, It is for Saul, and for his bloody house, because he slew the Gibeonites.
Indeed, if I were God, I would not have chosen Saul to be king at all!
And if I were God, I would not have delivered the entire tribe of Benjamin into the hands of the other tribes so that they could murder every man, woman, and child of the very people I supposedly redeemed! And neither would I have allowed them to murder all the men, women, and children - except the virgins - of the Israeli town of Jabesh-Gilead to supply wives to the 600 remaining soldiers of Benjamin.
How long of a list do you want? If I were God, I would be wise and kind and good and I would lead my people in righteousness, not endless bloody murder! There are a thousand things the Bible says God did that I would not have done. You seem to be forgetting that the Bible portrays God like a brutal Bronze age tribal war god. No 21st century man would aspire to be like him.
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