God's Bumper Stickers

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Hi all,

Just for some fun; you may add to the stickers if you have any:

God's Bumper Stickers

Be ye fishers of men. You catch them – He’ll clean ’em.

Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.

Don’t put a question mark where God puts a period.

Don’t wait for 6 strong men to take you to church.

Forbidden fruits create many jams.

God doesn’t call the qualified; He qualifies the called.

God grades on the cross, not the curve.

God loves everyone, but probably prefers 'fruits of the spirit' over 'religious nuts'!

God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.

He who angers you, controls you!

If God is your co-pilot -- swap seats!

Most people want to serve God, but only in an advisory capacity.

Prayer: Don’t give God instructions – just report for duty!

The task ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind us.

The Will of God will never take you to where the Grace of God will not protect you.

We don’t change the Message, the Message changes us.

You can tell how big a person is by what it takes to discourage him.

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A clean conscience
makes a soft pillow.

Are you wrinkled with burden?
Come on into Church for a faith lift!

Exercise daily.
Walk with the Lord!

Nothing ruins the truth
like stretching it.

Read The Bible...
It Will Scare The Hell Out Of You!

Having truth decay?
Brush up on your Bible!

He who kneels before God
can stand before anyone!

He who is good at making excuses
is seldom good for anything else.

Kindness is difficult to give away because it keeps coming back.

Wal-Mart isn't the
only saving place! Church is!

Never give the devil a ride!
He will always want to drive!

Heading in the wrong direction?
God allows U Turn

The Best Equation :
1 cross + 3 nails = 4given

Friends, don't let friends miss out in heaven

If you can read THIS
God loves you! and I am trying

Warning!
Exposure to the Son may prevent burning

Wisdom has 2 parts:
1) Having a lot to say
2) Not saying it

God Loves you!
Jesus proved it!

Curious, how your god hates all the same people as you do

God's given us a Saviour
I'm looking for a President

God answers Kneemail

Worship the Creator, Not the creation!

As God is my waitress
I will not go hungry again

The ways are many
The Light is one

Eternal Hell awaits those who question God's Unconditional Love

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God, Guts and Gun
Make this country Great

JESUSASAVES

If God doesn't exist
I guess no one loves you

Jesus Loves You
But I am His Favorite

Just look at this planet
Do you expect me to clean it up?
-- God

Evolution = God At Work

I Believe evolution is one of God's creations!

In the Beginning God created the Big Bang

I cling to my religion because liberals want to abolish it!

God Bless Everyone
No Exceptions!

God Don't Kill People,
People with gods Kill People

Man + Woman = Marriage

In God We Trust
In Congress....not so much

God said it
I Believe it
That settles it!

Keep your "Hope For Change"
I'll cling to my Guns and Religion
We'll see who makes out better.

Jesus is Coming
Look Busy or Get Busy!

The Lord is my Editor
I shall rewrite my life

In God We Trust
If we lose this
We lose everything

God does not require you to succeed
He requires you to try

When there was prayer in school
There wasn't shooting in school

God wants spiritual fruits
Not religious nuts

Got Purpose?
God's Purpose!

I would rather live my life as if there is a God and die to find out there isn't
then to live my life as if there isn't and die to find out there is

Know Jesus, Know Peace
No Jesus, No Peace

F.R.O.G.
Fully Rely On God

Jesus Died for You
Allah wants you to die for him.

When you do a good deed, get a receipt
(in case heaven is like the IRS)

I love God with half a heart
But God loves me twice as much!

If you drive like I do
You better believe in God

In case of Rapture.
This car will be unmanned

You can tell how faithful a person is
By timing how long you managed to get him to church